“Can I see your ID?” the Walmart cashier asked as she rung up the bottle of cheap red wine.
Tally never drank wine. She didn’t like it. But she knew her guests would probably want it. She only had a single bottle of white left over from her last party.
The cashier’s question caught Tally by surprise. It was rare anyone every asked anymore. At 32 years old, she found it unsulting they didn’t ask when signs posted clearly stated, “ID required for anyone appearing under 40.” Were the cashiers just lazy? Or did she really appear older than 40?
This particular cashier assured Tally the latter was not the case. Whether this was the truth didn’t matter. It made Tally feel good, anyway. She handed over her driver’s license, paid the bill and headed home.
Besides the wine, Tally bought a tablecloth and some disinfecting wipes with which to clean the dust from her car. She’d also stopped at another store prior to Walmart and had three bags with her when she arrived home.
Only one of those bags had something breakable in it.
A few moments later, Tally stood in her kitchen disentangling the three shipping bags and her purse, attempting to set them on the kitchen table before unpacking. One bag slipped from her grasp, crashing to the hard tile floor.
Red wine seeped like blood from where the broken glass tore the bag, wending its way down grout canals, slowly stretching its staining fingers toward the cream-colored hallway carpet.
Tally laid down paper towels to slow the wine’s movements until she could fill a bucket and grab the mop. In moments, she had the mess cleaned up, but her guests were coming soon and she still had cooking to do, cleaning to complete and a costume to don. Now she had to go back to the store for another bottle of wine.
This time, Tally managed to hole onto the bag and the wine survived to party time. It sat on the tableclothed card table all night, waiting to be opened and enjoyed.
And no one drank the wine.





Aww. I love reading your blog!
I just thought that was such a perfect little thing for a short story.
As per our phone conversation, here is my wannabe amateur “armchair” criticism: Following this sentence:
“… and the wine survived to party time.”
add three sentences, each describing an interesting event from the party that is unrelated to the wine. Leave out the last sentence in that paragraph:
“It sat on the tableclothed card table …”
This change will set the last line up to strike with greater ironic impact.
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First time visitor and enjoying your blog. Congratulations and Happy SITS day!
I hope Tally popped that bottle and had a sip; she deserved a glass of wine after all that hassle… Well done!
Cheers,
Eliz
I would’ve drank the wine.
Well, I’ll have to invite you to my next “party.”
Hi! Happy SITS day! From one fellow writer to another, great story.
I hope she drank the wine, later.
Happy SITS Day! I really like this story.
Cute story! I hate when I get wine for parties and no one drinks it:) Happy SITS day!
~Anna
I don’t mind so much because it’ll just wait for the next time, but it was just so funny to go to all that trouble for no reason at all.
It was fun to turn it into a short story, though.